Make America’s Desks Great Again! The Dump-a-Trump Pen Holder is here to remind us sometimes politics is just a big joke.
If you’re as amused by Trump as we are, we know you’ll love the Dump-a-Trump.
We designed it to be extremely high quality, realistic, and hilarious. This one of a kind product is sure to get a lot of attention and laughs from your friends and around the office.
- Holds a variety of objects. Features a HUUUUUGE hole that easily holds pens, pencils, paint brushes, sunglasses, vape pens and more.
- Works great as a paperweight. Weighing 1.5lbs and with a flat bottom base, it’s perfect for keeping any document safely on your desk and away from public eye (for example a birth certificate)
- Extremely high-quality and durable. Designed to look just like the Donald himself. Each Dump-a-Trump is hand-crafted and hand-painted. Just read our reviews to hear how good it actually looks.
Buy it for yourself or send it to a friend or relative. The perfect way to prank your favorite republican.
What can you fit in Trump’s big hole?
- PEN HOLDER & PAPERWEIGHT. Easily holds a variety of objects including pens, paintbrushes, sunglasses, or even a Pence pencil. Flat bottom makes for a perfect paperweight.
- HIGH QUALITY & DURABLE. Expertly hand-crafted to look exactly like the real Donald Trump. Even includes the signature Donald Trump hair and ‘Make America Great Again’ hat.
- DUMP IT ON YOUR FAVORITE REPUBLICAN. A great gag gift for men. Makes for a funny birthday gift or memorable christmas gift idea.
- UNIQUE GIFT GUARANTEED TO GET A LAUGH. Unlike knockoff bobbleheads, flimsy Donald Trump pinatas, and messy Trump chia pets, this gift is simple and built to last.
- 100% MONEY BACK GUARANTEE. Your satisfaction is our priority. We include a 30-day no questions asked money back guarantee.